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encompassment:

age 7: I want to be a teen titan

age 18: I want to be a teen titan

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kittydazzlepuff:

"BE A HERO!! Extra-Life campaign coming this October!"

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ethanwearsprada:

undeadcosmicunicorn:

Opaque Matte Lipstick - $6.99

these are exactly the lipsticks that white suburban moms and conservative talk radio hosts were worried about

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sweet-bitsy:

v4rd:

please watch this it’s 6 seconds long

If I am ever upset send me this video. It is scientifically proven that this video will cheer me up no matter what. I have been sobbing in the middle of the night and I STILL LAUGHED when I saw this video. This video is everything I hope to be in life.

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theanti90smovement:

i dont trust people who dont let their dogs or cats on the furniture u are mean u are cold hearted

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roboboners:

jayda95:

all-because-we-fell-in-love:

floozys:

vaginas are able to stretch wide enough to give birth to a fucking baby and then return to it’s original size but of course being penetrated by that grass blade you call a penis is what’s going to make it “loose”

Uhh. The baby doesnt come out of where the penis goes in…

stay in school y’all

i hate to be the bearer of bad news but the vagina and the vagina are, in fact, the same thing

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omahdon:

nvansistine:

tensbluebox:

A lie is not a twist

Yes, Moffat. How ‘bout that.

SHOTS FIRED

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